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if its true I probably won't get prostate cancer!
YAY 2 birds with one stone!
http://www.student12...ture=weightloss
now start masturbating XD
masturbation is good for you
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Mystic san 
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Posted 19 July 2006 - 06:32 AM
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Flounder
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Posted 19 July 2006 - 11:06 PM
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"The three main advantages of this regimen are that its quick easy and good for health. Five minutes of vigorous masturbation can consume 300 calories which is the equivalent of sprinting 100 metres. It can be done while sitting at your desk and the experience is so refreshing that it can replace a light meal, thereby saving more calories."
I don't know about the rest of you, but if I stop by my boss' office to give him a project update, the last thing I want is to catch him waxing the taffy.
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Posted 20 July 2006 - 12:21 AM
Why is it that we've gotta masterbate? If the ladies would just stop being stingy and let us hit those twice a day... we'd both lose weight and have a great time doing it!:flex: Sex 2x/day = Healthy Mind/body/Soul and a great attitude all day!
KOF 98 FTW!
"The First rule is Strength, the Second rule is Strength, there is no third or Fourth Rule... but the Fifth rule is STRENGTH!!" -Rie Shibusawa
"The First rule is Strength, the Second rule is Strength, there is no third or Fourth Rule... but the Fifth rule is STRENGTH!!" -Rie Shibusawa
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Posted 21 July 2006 - 12:44 AM
QUOTE (Daisakura)
Why is it that we've gotta masterbate? If the ladies would just stop being stingy and let us hit those twice a day... we'd both lose weight and have a great time doing it!:flex: Sex 2x/day = Healthy Mind/body/Soul and a great attitude all day!
WELL SAID!!!:niceguy:
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Gropestha
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 02:08 AM
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i did it 3 times so far
truly, if god really did exist IT wouldn't mind the fact that i would actually get turned on for thinking this way about a 17 year old.
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KaXiX
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 10:55 AM
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truly, if god really did exist IT wouldn't mind the fact that i would actually get turned on for thinking this way about a 17 year old.
LMAO!!! you're still a cutie:hug:
and flounder....
LMAO!!!
THAT'S CREEPY AS HELL!!
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Mystique
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 11:15 AM
keeping things in the spirit...
a great event for charity,a first for the UK! next sat a great opp to rise and rise again!
discuss :whistle:
a great event for charity,a first for the UK! next sat a great opp to rise and rise again!
discuss :whistle:
Keep The Faith, Magic Is Everywhere...
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. ^_^
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. ^_^
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cybermewtwo
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 10:43 AM
im a debating master... ima win this argument. XD
masterbation = no cancer
cancer = bad
no cancer = good
therefore by the transitive property...
masterbation = good x 5
XD
masterbation = no cancer
cancer = bad
no cancer = good
therefore by the transitive property...
masterbation = good x 5
XD
and now this smiley will never be the same --> :kuroneko:
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Ynst1nX
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 09:18 AM
i think it says there ttwice a month
cuz wanking even 2x a day for sure will have negative longterm effects O_o
cuz wanking even 2x a day for sure will have negative longterm effects O_o
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xXAvianXx
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Posted 29 July 2006 - 06:29 AM
QUOTE (Ynst1nX)
i think it says there ttwice a month
cuz wanking even 2x a day for sure will have negative longterm effects O_o
cuz wanking even 2x a day for sure will have negative longterm effects O_o
Whoa!! Whoa man!! Im gonna pretend you didnt just say that... crazy person spreading rumors that wanking has negative effect bah <_< !!!
#29
petertruong83
Posted 30 July 2006 - 03:51 AM
QUOTE (Mystic san)
if its true I probably won't get prostate cancer!
YAY 2 birds with one stone!
http://www.student12...ture=weightloss
now start masturbating XD
YAY 2 birds with one stone!
http://www.student12...ture=weightloss
now start masturbating XD
really...yaeeeeaaahaaa.:shucks:
you guys are allow to talk about sex buh did not allow to upload sex image.
my signinature was deleted before.:faint:
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Mystique
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 10:48 AM
because its too big, the height is insane (im surprised it even uploaded)
you need a sig with a lower height like everyone elses, please
*wonders which sex image he's on about tho* :nani:
you need a sig with a lower height like everyone elses, please
*wonders which sex image he's on about tho* :nani:
Keep The Faith, Magic Is Everywhere...
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. ^_^
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. ^_^
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 11:07 AM
QUOTE (Mystique)
because its too big, the height is insane (im surprised it even uploaded)
you need a sig with a lower height like everyone elses, please
*wonders which sex image he's on about tho* :nani:
you need a sig with a lower height like everyone elses, please
*wonders which sex image he's on about tho* :nani:
He's been sent a second warning about the new sig . . . .
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 03:22 PM
QUOTE (petertruong83)
really...yaeeeeaaahaaa.:shucks:
you guys are allow to talk about sex buh did not allow to upload sex image.
my signinature was deleted before.:faint:
you guys are allow to talk about sex buh did not allow to upload sex image.
my signinature was deleted before.:faint:
We have a hentai section but this is not a hentai forum. Your avatar and sig can be viewed across the whole forums, so keep it clean and in accordance to the avatar / sig rules (as the PM i sent you states)
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KaXiX
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 10:28 PM
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ya no kidding. i refuse to believe its possible for girls to wank more than guys :eyebrow:
lol, i like it alot. i dont know...like today i did it 4 times cuz i was reading this erotic book with different stories and i was so turned on i just did it.
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Gropestha
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 08:33 PM
i do it twice a day every morning. because if you exercise every morning before you eat anything you burn about 300% more calories than you would after you've eaten. so note to everyone, do it in the morning.
and also a side note, i used to masturbate 10-12 times a day.
and also a side note, i used to masturbate 10-12 times a day.
#45
petertruong83
Posted 12 August 2006 - 08:40 AM
well have you ever thought that wy all the kings die soon xp.
i am lazy to change signature.
i am lazy to change signature.
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kingdom king
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 01:34 AM
Some days I wank too much and it gets red raw and then I can't wank for about a week!
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 11:33 PM
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ow? your forearms must be like Popeye's
only my right one
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 08:25 AM
but HOW much is TOO much? :heh: